Mom told me a funny story about Emily this past week. Emily is afraid to be upstairs by herself, even in the daytime. The other day, she was in the bathtub upstairs and Mom had to run downstairs. Emily told Mom not to leave her up there by herself and then presented a very good argument why not: "What if the Rapture happens and Jesus comes back when I'm nekkid in the bathtub?" Mom told her He won't come back while she's nekkid. Her theory is that He'll wait until the one split second when no one is bathing or using the bathroom.